Ann Quote #196
Quote from Ann in The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic
Chris: Travelin' Ann Perkins! How was Bloomington?
Ann: It was amazing. They had all the baby supplies we need, and they had all this other cool stuff. They had a bike-sharing program and a vegan Afghan restaurant and... Oh, my God. I'm having one. I'm having one right now.
Chris: A contraction?
Ann: No. Dude, I'm, like, three months pregnant.
Chris: I-I know. I'm just so excited.
Ann: The thing I'm having is a gut feeling. What would you think about raising our child somewhere other than Pawnee?
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Who or what is Penny Saver?
Tom: It's a free circular with a bunch of coupons in it.
Ron Swanson: This was sent to Ron Swanson at Diane's address, where I've lived for less than a month. How is that possible? This is an extreme invasion of privacy.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The right to privacy is very important to me. My family has had a single P.O. box for several generations. We only ever subscribe to two magazines, Reader's Digest and Ebony. Ebony was due to a clerical error, but it ended up being an interesting year of reading.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: I don't see what the problem is. I will give you a certain amount of gold in exchange for a recreational vehicle.
Earl: I still need an address for insurance purposes.
Ron Swanson: This will be my new home. The address is wherever it is parked.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Todd: Leslie, you're down 15 points in the latest poll for the recall election. What can you do to make up the deficit?
Leslie Knope: I'll tell you what I'd do if I was an Eagletonian. I'd pop a Xanax and ask my butler to help me out. [laughter] I mean, I'm not saying that Eagletonians are out of touch. But when you tell 'em it's time to change their oil, they ask, "Extra virgin or white truffle?" [laughter] Thanks, guys. I'll see ya at the game. Unless, of course, you're an Eagletonian, and then you'll be too busy polishing your monocle at the caviar store. Knope out. [microphone feedback; laughter]