Leslie Knope Quote #1238
Quote from Leslie Knope in London (Part 1)
Leslie Knope: Well, hello there.
Diane: Hey, Leslie. What's with the getup?
Leslie Knope: We're coming back from cleaning up the Pawnee River. There's nothing I love more than squeegeeing slime off a highway underpass. Where are you guys going?
Ron Swanson: The fourth floor, getting married.
Leslie Knope: Okey-dokey. Well, catch you later. What? Wha-- [gibberish] What--who's-- what the--
Ron Swanson: Are you dead? You look like you're in rictus.
Leslie Knope: I just--I'm having so many thoughts and feelings that I'm paralyzed right now.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘London (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Okay, guys, we are going to be sightseeing today. Andy and Ben are gonna go to their meeting, and then we're gonna go back to the hotel for lunch, and I will spend the day getting to know London's history.
Ron Swanson: History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Diane suggested we "tag along to London" for a honeymoon. I agreed, because my love for her trumps my hatred for Europe. Then she hit a phase of morning sickness that knocked her for a loop and decided to stay home, but she insisted I go and take pictures for her. All of this could have been avoided if we'd followed my plan for a honeymoon: a steak dinner, a glass of Lagavulin whiskey, then vigorous lovemaking for two hours, and we're both asleep by 8:30.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: "London at night." [laughs] That is very funny.
Shopkeeper: Can I help you, sir?
Ron Swanson: Yes. I will take this.
Shopkeeper: We don't accept American currency, sir.
Ron Swanson: Of course you do. That's the most wonderful piece of paper in the world. Accept it.
Shopkeeper: Very sorry, sir.
Ron Swanson: Fine. Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail, old woman and a tiny baby.