Leslie Knope Quote #1234
Quote from Leslie Knope in Are You Better Off?
Leslie Knope: Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, stop, please! [bangs on window] Stop! Excuse me, Pawnee. I'm sorry, I don't mean to stop your parade or anything, but I just have to say something here, okay? I don't think this is very fair!
Ben: Babe. Babe, stop wagging your finger.
Leslie Knope: Certain people are lashing out at me because of things that I did this year. But I am not trying to stop you from having fun. I am an extremely fun person.
Kathryn Pinewood: This float represents a group of over 300 business owners, individuals, and community leaders who are protesting unfair government regulation. We are the committee to recall Leslie Knope. Let's kick her out of office. Recall Knope!
All: Recall Knope! Recall Knope! Recall Knope!
Harris: Legalize weed!
All: Recall Knope! Recall Knope!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Are You Better Off?’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: Donna, help me out. What makes Pawnee so great?
Donna: Cost of living is cheap. In about three years, I will have saved enough to pay off my condo in Seattle.
Ben: You have a condo in Seattle?
Donna: Yes, I like the rain and the fish markets.
Quote from April
Leslie Knope: Let's do an exercise. April, what makes Pawnee the best city in the world?
April: Easy. Most murders per capita. The guillotine was invented here. City Hall is run by the walrus mafia.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Good morning, colleagues, co-workers, friends. Everyone feeling normal... today?
[aside to camera:]
Andy: Here's what happened. I left my sweat shirt at Ron's cabin. When I went back to get it, I found this in the trash: Positive pregnancy test. Side note: I accidentally threw my sweat shirt away. That's why I was digging through the trash. Found that too. Pretty cool. So if my science is correct, one of the five women who were at the cabin - Leslie, Donna, Ann, Mona-Lisa, or April - is pregnant! Can't be April. She would've told me. That leaves four suspects. There's only one man for this job: Burt Macklin, FBI. They said I was retired. They said I was too dangerous for the Pawnee Police Department. Turns out they were right... and wrong. Macklin, you son of a bitch.