Leslie Knope Quote #1233
Quote from Leslie Knope in Are You Better Off?
Ben: What are-- what?
Chris: I'm the Nipple King.
Leslie Knope: Kernston's Rubber Nipple Company elects a nipple king and a nipple queen every year to ride on the float. Congratulations, Chris.
Chris: Thank you. It's such an amazing honor.
Leslie Knope: It's wonderful.
Chris: But I do need to talk to you about a float that is in this parade, because I'm not sure that you're going to be--
Female Voice: No fun for you!
Chris: Uh-oh.
Female Voice: No fun for you!
Leslie Knope: Is that me?
Ben: Maybe it's not you. Maybe it's Kate Upton.
Leslie Knope: Oh, thank you. No, it's me, and damn them.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Are You Better Off?’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: Donna, help me out. What makes Pawnee so great?
Donna: Cost of living is cheap. In about three years, I will have saved enough to pay off my condo in Seattle.
Ben: You have a condo in Seattle?
Donna: Yes, I like the rain and the fish markets.
Quote from April
Leslie Knope: Let's do an exercise. April, what makes Pawnee the best city in the world?
April: Easy. Most murders per capita. The guillotine was invented here. City Hall is run by the walrus mafia.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Good morning, colleagues, co-workers, friends. Everyone feeling normal... today?
[aside to camera:]
Andy: Here's what happened. I left my sweat shirt at Ron's cabin. When I went back to get it, I found this in the trash: Positive pregnancy test. Side note: I accidentally threw my sweat shirt away. That's why I was digging through the trash. Found that too. Pretty cool. So if my science is correct, one of the five women who were at the cabin - Leslie, Donna, Ann, Mona-Lisa, or April - is pregnant! Can't be April. She would've told me. That leaves four suspects. There's only one man for this job: Burt Macklin, FBI. They said I was retired. They said I was too dangerous for the Pawnee Police Department. Turns out they were right... and wrong. Macklin, you son of a bitch.