April Quote #254
Quote from April in Article Two
Chris: Another fascinating edition of CTMTS. We may never know conclusively which way works better. But I do know this, when we first started the seminar, I hoped to be able to engage you in the process. And by that measure I succeeded.
Ron Swanson: And I predicted that I would learn nothing from this process. Mission accomplished.
Chris: What did April write?
Donna: Where is April?
Ron Swanson: "I will pit Ron and Chris against each other. They'll argue about dumb stuff that doesn't matter, and I will bail. Then I'll steal $20 from Chris's wallet and buy pizza with Andy. Oh, and I'll also steal Ron's watch, just for fun." I think April will be a fine manager.
Chris: I agree.
[aside to camera:]
April: It's my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter, one me leaves.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Article Two’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.
Quote from Ann
Ann: JJ's diner put an old waffle iron up for auction. It's the perfect breakfast day gift for Leslie.
Donna: "Breakfast day"?
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Leslie has anniversaries for everything. "Zoo day," first time we went to the zoo together. "Double date day," it was the first time we went on a double date. "Daniel Day-Lewis day." "Talk-like-a-pirate day." "Talk-like-a-Pittsburgh-pirate day," which why and how? This calendar was last year's calendar day present celebrating the first time she ever bought me a calendar.
Quote from Tom
Garth Blundin: Yeah, nothing warms the blood like an old whirly-bout with the old butter-gyre, eh, Leslie?
Leslie Knope: Indeed. Man, this guy's tougher than I thought.
Tom: I don't know how either of you guys are doing this. One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved.