Councilman Jamm Quote #16
Quote from Councilman Jamm in Animal Control
Leslie Knope: Animal control has long been a repository for some of this government's most incompetent employees. Jerry Gergich got his start there.
All: Well.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, so our new director needs to be competent, effective, and not completely stoned all the time.
Councilman Jamm: I'm way ahead of you there, girly. I got the perfect guy. Friend of mine, bit of an alcoholic, a little grabby, either a war hero or war criminal, depending on who you ask, but a good dude.
Chris: How do you know him?
Councilman Jamm: I do his teeth. A few coffee stains up front, but his canines are insane.
Leslie Knope: Gosh, Jeremy, he sounds perfect. Are his gums great too?
Councilman Jamm: Oh, yeah. They are excellent, beet red.
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Ron Swanson: I answered some of them.
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Ron Swanson: Which is true.
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Ron Swanson: Please leave me alone.
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Ron Swanson: What's "cholesterol"?
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Ron Swanson: No, thank you. I live the way I live, I eat the things I eat, and I'll die the way I'll die.
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