Ben Quote #190
Leslie Knope: Partridge Okay, move a little bit to your left and then turn to the side. Okay, and freeze. That is the exact spot where an 18-year-old Ben Wyatt was inaugurated as mayor of Partridge, Minnesota.
Ben: Oh, well, thank you very much. Yes, congratulations to you. I don't know.
Leslie Knope: I have chills.
Ben: Can't believe they're finally giving me the key to the city.
Leslie Knope: I can't believe it took so long. They gave the key to every other mayor in the town's history, and I guarantee that none of them had as cute a butt as you do.
Ben: And none of them caused the city's unemployment rate to hit 30%.
Leslie Knope: You're so sexy when you talk about percentages.
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Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Tom and April were excellent witnesses in my defense. Unfortunately, every single word out of their mouths was a lie. There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.
Quote from Tom
Tom: I don't understand. I was great. I was like Mark Z in The Social "N." My testimony was amazing for your case.
Ron Swanson: But it wasn't the truth. And neither was yours. You even called me a... [whispers] vegetarian. What if that testimony leaks? How will people ever respect me?
April: Ugh, whatever. The truth is stupid. I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I'm lying.
Tom: Yeah, lying is all I know. It's how I was able to scrape by on the streets of Bombay and make it on the Indian version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire and get reunited with the love of my life, Latika.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Andy: Ron, hey, let me be your lawyer. I'll object to everything anyone says, trial will go on forever, you don't have to pay. Problem solved.
Ron Swanson: That's a kind offer, Andrew, but I won't be hiring an attorney. I'll represent myself, as I do in all legal matters and livestock auctions.