Ben Quote #197
Leslie Knope: Let me start by apologizing, Mayor Stice. I had no right to disparage your town.
Mayor Stice: Well, I owe you guys an apology too. I, uh, had a little bad publicity lately, and frankly, it's still really easy to score points by bashing Wyatt.
Leslie Knope: Can't you just give Ben a key to the city, here, now, in your office, where no one will know your shame? Sorry, babe.
Ben: No worries. I love you.
Leslie Knope: Aw.
Mayor Stice: You know, if people found out I gave Wyatt the key to the city, I would never get re-elected. So... no. What are you doing there, Wyatt?
Ben: I'm feeding your eagle. He's starving.
Leslie Knope: It's... it's bronze, babe.
Ben: Why?
Leslie Knope: The eagle. We should go.
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April: Ugh, whatever. The truth is stupid. I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I'm lying.
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Ron Swanson: That's a kind offer, Andrew, but I won't be hiring an attorney. I'll represent myself, as I do in all legal matters and livestock auctions.