Leslie Knope Quote #1161
Quote from Leslie Knope in Correspondents' Lunch
Joan Callamezzo: Our next guest has asked me to read this.
Leslie Knope: Oh, no. Oh, no, I forgot I did this. Joan, no--
Joan Callamezzo: "Strap on your adult diapers, everyone. Because you're about to wet yourself from laughter. Give it up for Leslie Knope." [applause]
Leslie Knope: "Whassup," Pawnee? [laughter] Um... Borat. [scattered laughs; silence] Well, that's my time. They're giving me the light. So, uh, I did great. [applause]
Martin Housely: Thank you, Leslie Knope. You know what they say. Drama is hard, and sometimes comedy is not in our wheelhouse.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Correspondents' Lunch’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: I have a press conference about the Pawnee Commons in two hours. So I need to go through every email that I've ever sent, ever. I need to know what they might use against me.
Ron Swanson: You can't hack into a typewriter. That's all I have to say.
Leslie Knope: Can it, Unabomber. This is an emergency.
Quote from April
Ben: Andy, are you okay?
Andy: Oh, I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired. Also, I can't sleep, I'm overeating, none of my old hobbies interest me.
[aside to camera:]
April: Ever since Andy failed the police academy exam, his self-esteem has hit rock bottom. He's always sad and sweaty. He's usually happy and sweaty.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Okay, I need more jokes, people. Ben is having his first day at work, so he cannot help me. So I need you guys to pick up the slack.
Ron Swanson: I have a joke for you.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Ron Swanson: The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently. [laughs goofily]
Leslie Knope: That's not really a joke, Ron.
Ron Swanson: I disagree. I find it hilarious.