Ben Quote #185
Quote from Ben in Correspondents' Lunch
Ben: Ron, this is the Hawaiian god of anger. It reminded us of you when you're at work.
Ron Swanson: A handsome gentleman.
Leslie Knope: We did not forget Jerry.
Ben: Right, right.
Leslie Knope: We got Jerry some earbuds, and a bag of peanuts, and the Skymall catalog.
Jerry: Same thing you got me from your trip to Washington!
Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed portrait of your personal hero.
Tom: [gasps] No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii Five-0!
Ben: April, as requested, we threw that box you gave us into that volcano.
April: Thank you.
Ben: Andy, as you requested, got you a three-pack of white T-shirts from Target.
Andy: Thank you. All mine are dirty. Thank you, Hawaii.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Correspondents' Lunch’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: I have a press conference about the Pawnee Commons in two hours. So I need to go through every email that I've ever sent, ever. I need to know what they might use against me.
Ron Swanson: You can't hack into a typewriter. That's all I have to say.
Leslie Knope: Can it, Unabomber. This is an emergency.
Quote from April
Ben: Andy, are you okay?
Andy: Oh, I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired. Also, I can't sleep, I'm overeating, none of my old hobbies interest me.
[aside to camera:]
April: Ever since Andy failed the police academy exam, his self-esteem has hit rock bottom. He's always sad and sweaty. He's usually happy and sweaty.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Okay, I need more jokes, people. Ben is having his first day at work, so he cannot help me. So I need you guys to pick up the slack.
Ron Swanson: I have a joke for you.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Ron Swanson: The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently. [laughs goofily]
Leslie Knope: That's not really a joke, Ron.
Ron Swanson: I disagree. I find it hilarious.