Tom Quote #432
Quote from Tom in Women in Garbage
Tom: Listen, I need you two to teach me everything you know about basketball.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Rent-A-Swag is doing really well. I'm on track to turn a profit in my third month. One problem: All the kids that shop in the store are basketball crazy. It's all they talk about. I need to be able to schmooze them, and I can't keep referring to basketball players as "Khloe Kardashian's husband and his friends."
[back:]
Tom: You're just the men to help me out. One jock, one geek who loves stats. I'll give you a few minutes to cancel the rest of your plans for the day.
Andy: No need. My only plan was to buy Skittles.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Women in Garbage’ Quotes
Quote from April
April: [aside to camera] This is Stacy Knoblauch's house. I went to high school with her, and she was super mean to me, and now I know that she dyes her hair. I knew that wench wasn't naturally blonde. Oh, my God! She has to use prescription-strength deodorant. This is the best day of my life.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Paula Horke: Government was a real boys' club back in the '70s. They smoked their cigars, they snapped my bra, wore mirrors on their shoes to look up my skirt.
Leslie Knope: Well, I am happy to report that it is now a pervert-free people's club.
Ann: Well, except for Councilman Dexhart, who's a self-described pervert.
Donna: Yeah, and didn't Milton try to kiss you?
Leslie Knope: Well, yeah, things aren't perfect.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Dewey: Bakery called this in. Needs to go on that truck right there.
Leslie Knope: Ah, easy, breezy, beautiful. That's the Covergirl slogan. I didn't mean to say that.