Ann Quote #152

Quote from Ann in Women in Garbage

Ron Swanson: Girls, this is Ann. Talk to Ann. She's terrific.
Ann: Hey, dudettes. You stoked about the weekend? No. Oh, look at this pwetty, pwetty wittle beads.
Ron Swanson: They're not infants.
Ann: I don't know. I'm weird with kids. So you guys like Coldplay?
Zoe Lewis: You're weird.
Ann: You're... [runs away]

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Quote from April

April: [aside to camera] This is Stacy Knoblauch's house. I went to high school with her, and she was super mean to me, and now I know that she dyes her hair. I knew that wench wasn't naturally blonde. Oh, my God! She has to use prescription-strength deodorant. This is the best day of my life.

Quote from Leslie Knope

Paula Horke: Government was a real boys' club back in the '70s. They smoked their cigars, they snapped my bra, wore mirrors on their shoes to look up my skirt.
Leslie Knope: Well, I am happy to report that it is now a pervert-free people's club.
Ann: Well, except for Councilman Dexhart, who's a self-described pervert.
Donna: Yeah, and didn't Milton try to kiss you?
Leslie Knope: Well, yeah, things aren't perfect.

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Dewey: Bakery called this in. Needs to go on that truck right there.
Leslie Knope: Ah, easy, breezy, beautiful. That's the Covergirl slogan. I didn't mean to say that.