April Quote #213
Quote from April in Women in Garbage
April: You know what, I think men are better than women.
Ann: She's kidding.
April: No, I'm not. They provide for us, and we must obey them because they are our masters.
Leslie Knope: April, stop it.
April: Leslie, you'll never land a beau with that domineering tone. We must always walk behind the men.
Leslie Knope: She- Ugh.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Women in Garbage’ Quotes
Quote from April
April: [aside to camera] This is Stacy Knoblauch's house. I went to high school with her, and she was super mean to me, and now I know that she dyes her hair. I knew that wench wasn't naturally blonde. Oh, my God! She has to use prescription-strength deodorant. This is the best day of my life.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Paula Horke: Government was a real boys' club back in the '70s. They smoked their cigars, they snapped my bra, wore mirrors on their shoes to look up my skirt.
Leslie Knope: Well, I am happy to report that it is now a pervert-free people's club.
Ann: Well, except for Councilman Dexhart, who's a self-described pervert.
Donna: Yeah, and didn't Milton try to kiss you?
Leslie Knope: Well, yeah, things aren't perfect.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Dewey: Bakery called this in. Needs to go on that truck right there.
Leslie Knope: Ah, easy, breezy, beautiful. That's the Covergirl slogan. I didn't mean to say that.