Chris Quote #158
Quote from Chris in Two Parties
Chris: Hey, guys! Guys, come on over here. Andy, I want you to meet Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay.
Jim Irsay: Andy, good to meet you, my friend.
Andy: Thank you. I love your team, sir. I love them like they're my own children.
Jim Irsay: You're big enough to play football yourself, it looks like to me.
Andy: I can't tell if you're joking, but I hope you're not.
Jim Irsay: This whole place is yours.
[aside to camera:]
Chris: Jim Irsay and I became friends while volunteering to mentor Indianapolis teens. I gave them tours of the state house. Jim gave them Colts tickets and autographed jerseys. They preferred Jim.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Two Parties’ Quotes
Quote from Ben
Leslie Knope: What are you losers doing for your bachelor party?
Chris: I told Ben he could do whatever he wants. Sky is the limit. We have Haverford, Swanson, Dwyer, Jerry forced his way in there somehow, things are bound to get crazy.
[cut to:]
Chris: The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island.
Tom: I can't believe this is what you want to do for your bachelor party.
Ben: Look, guys, we don't have to play this game if you don't want to. I mean, I'm nationally ranked, so it isn't even really fair.
Quote from April
April: Is this gonna be one of those cool bachelorette parties where things get out of control and we murder someone, and then we all have to take a blood oath to never reveal our secret?
Ann: No.
April: Then I might have to leave early.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Bartender: Here's your Bud light.
Andy: I ordered a beer.
Bartender: That is a beer. And here's your Nimbus Martini. May I go ahead and chisel your aromasphere?
Tom: Please!
Ron Swanson: This is the wrong way to consume alcohol.