Tammy Two Quote #25

Quote from Tammy Two in Ron and Diane

Martin Housely: Welcome to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association Awards. [cheers and applause] I'm your host, Martin Housely, and wow, it's gonna be a great show, knock on wood. [laughter]
Leslie Knope: That's good.
Tammy Two: Oh, my gosh. What a coinky-dinky. Look, we're sitting at the same table!
Leslie Knope: Tammy, this table is reserved.
Tammy Two: A guy traded me his seat for a peek and a squeeze. That's my boob and my butt, respectively. Remember that, Ron?
Diane Lewis: Subtle.

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 ‘Ron and Diane’ Quotes

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. [chuckles] It's been a real whirlwind.

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: Where's Diane? I need her.
Leslie Knope: She left.
Ron Swanson: Of course. Tammy ruins everything.
Leslie Knope: No, she left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically. You're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare.

Quote from April

Ann: This is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
April: Aw, forget it, I'm coming in. Ow! Get off me.
Ann: Wait. [laughs] You're so weak, really? [April groans] I mean, I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron-deficient? Let me look at your palm.
April: Ow. It's because of your man strength, Man Perkins.