Ron Swanson Quote #341
Quote from Ron Swanson in Halloween Surprise
Ron Swanson: Hello, Diane. I have brought you flowers. Also chocolates. And some grout cleaner. I noticed you needed grout cleaner, so I brought that too.
Diane Lewis: Very romantic. My kids are non-negotiable, Ron. It's a package deal.
Ron Swanson: I know. I'm sorry, Diane. I really am. I've been alone most of my life by choice and kids... This is all new for me. But I'd like to become familiar with it if you give me a chance to prove myself. I did bring the girls something. I thought I could teach 'em to saw. [slight laugh] I now realize that seems dangerous.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Halloween Surprise’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Diane Lewis: Hey.
Ron Swanson: Hey.
Diane Lewis: Am I interrupting something important?
Ron Swanson: Impossible. I work for the government.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Martha: So, three bedrooms, two baths, nice big backyard.
Leslie Knope: But no trampoline room, correct?
Martha: Correct. Like all houses in the world, there's no trampoline room.
Leslie Knope: Mm.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ben is coming back from D.C. in ten days and we are moving into a house together. He would move into my place, but it's a scary nightmare hoarder nest. His words. And Ann's. And the official report filed by the Health Department.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I like Diane, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for a whole family. If the kids ever wanted to come to my place, I'd have to take a whole week off work just to undo the alarms and tripwires.