Ron Swanson Quote #308
Quote from Ron Swanson in Bus Tour
Ron Swanson: Look, friend, I respect your slavish devotion to the free market, but you can't welch on a contract. [Bill chuckles] Where I come from, a man's word is sacred.
Bill Butler: Okay, what's your stance on pinky swears, George Washington? I'm taking the money.
Ron Swanson: Fine. I'll match it. I'll give you $10,000 for the vans. Deal?
Bill Butler: No. Price has gone up. Now it's $12,000.
Ron Swanson: What? Why?
Bill Butler: Look, I own a fleet of 22 crappy white vans, and for some reason there's a massive bidding war going on over them. Now for a guy whose only assets are 22 crappy white vans, it's pretty much a dream scenario, so I'm just going to ride this out, see where it takes me. And now it's 15,000.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Bus Tour’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] We've come so far. I want this so bad, I can taste it. When I close my eyes, I can picture the flash of the cameras at my swearing in. And I can hear the sound of the applause when I take my oath. And I can see in the crowd president Obama smiling at me. He made it. I didn't think he would come, but he made it. Hey, buddy.
Quote from Andy
Andy: A few days ago, on a routine campaign stop in downtown Pawnee, one Leslie Knope - pause - was attacked - play - by a pie. Luckily, it only hit Jerry, so no damage was done. Play. The only evidence we have is a video shot by - pause - my wife, April Ludgate. This is Burt Macklin's greatest assignment yet. If you are watching, perpetrator, just know that you are still at large.
Quote from Chris
Chris: [aside to camera while cycling] This has been a difficult year for me, romantically. Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor-- lots of disappointment, but if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.