Leslie Knope Quote #963
Quote from Leslie Knope in Bus Tour
Leslie Knope: I'm never going to get away from these Nick Newport questions.
Ann: It's obvious what you need to do. You have to apologize to Bobby and stop campaigning.
Ben: Okay, fine. We go to Bobby Newport, you apologize...
Ann: Good.
Ben: And then we leak the details to the press, which restores your reputation and buys us enough time to finish the bus tour.
Leslie Knope: Nice.
Ben: No, that's not a real apology. It's just sneaky. I don't like it.
Leslie Knope: Ann, for once, this is not about you. A man is dead.
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‘Bus Tour’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] We've come so far. I want this so bad, I can taste it. When I close my eyes, I can picture the flash of the cameras at my swearing in. And I can hear the sound of the applause when I take my oath. And I can see in the crowd president Obama smiling at me. He made it. I didn't think he would come, but he made it. Hey, buddy.
Quote from Andy
Andy: A few days ago, on a routine campaign stop in downtown Pawnee, one Leslie Knope - pause - was attacked - play - by a pie. Luckily, it only hit Jerry, so no damage was done. Play. The only evidence we have is a video shot by - pause - my wife, April Ludgate. This is Burt Macklin's greatest assignment yet. If you are watching, perpetrator, just know that you are still at large.
Quote from Chris
Chris: [aside to camera while cycling] This has been a difficult year for me, romantically. Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor-- lots of disappointment, but if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.