Tom Quote #371
Ann: Hey.
Tom: Hey, sweetheart. I'm not sure you're even aware of this, but we have now gone 48 hours without breaking up, shattering our previous record.
Ann: That's not bad.
Tom: To celebrate...
Ann: Oh, please, don't. Whatever this is, I don't want it.
Tom: Just a little 48-hour anniversary gift.
Ann: [sighs] Condoms.
Tom: 48 of 'em. Different flavor for each hour.
Ann: Yeah, we're not dating any more, okay? Get out.
Tom: No, wait.
Ann: Get out.
Tom: Don't punish me. I took a risk.
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Quote from Jerry
Donna: Jerry. Jerry! Maybe you should wrap it up. It's 4:00 in the morning.
Jerry: Is it really? [laughing] Oh, my gosh. Wow. Well, that flew by, huh? I will just take these down to the post office and, uh, put the, uh... Oh, jeez. Oh, no. I put the handout flyers in the mailing envelopes, and I was supposed to put these flyers in the envelopes.
Donna: Oh... My God.
Jerry: Well, you know, it's like I always say. It ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice. Here we go! [whistles]
Donna: I'll make some coffee.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Mmm. This was such a good idea. Should we get another round?
Ann: Um... I think we should get a more basic, no-nonsense beverage.
Tom: [laughs] Uh... maybe we should all just drink sensible portions of milk.
Leslie Knope: I mean, I love him. It's just... This campaign has turned fun, dorky Ben into grumpy, stress-ball Ben. It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to. Ben is like a MILF.
Quote from Jerry
[As Jerry keeps licking envelopes:]
Jerry: I'm gonna keep plugging away for a bit.
Donna: You don't mind this work, do you?
Jerry: Uh-uh. I like it. It makes sense to me.