Leslie Knope Quote #893
Quote from Leslie Knope in Sweet Sixteen
Leslie Knope: This is unacceptable. Birthdays are important. I'm so sorry we forgot yours.
Ron Swanson: I guess it just slipped through the cracks.
Leslie Knope: Yes, I guess it did. Anyway, Happy Birthday to Jerry. You are a kind and wonderful soul.
Jerry: Thank you.
Leslie Knope: Also I need you to do some fecal contamination testing at the reservoir.
Jerry: Now?
Leslie Knope: Yes, go get a kit from maintenance, and I need you to check the water for bird dung.
Jerry: Can I at least grab the gloves?
Leslie Knope: Jerry, what are you doing standing here? Our water has poop in it.
Jerry: Oh, my God.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Sweet Sixteen’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: Donna, can we use your lake house?
Donna: How did you know about that?
[aside to camera:]
Donna: My family has a lake house up in the foothills, but we keep it quiet. We're not big on hospitality. The Meagles are a cold people.
[back:]
Leslie Knope: Can we use your house?
Donna: I suppose. Bring your own towels.
Quote from Jerry
Leslie Knope: Jerry, I wanted to say I'm sorry that I screwed up your birthday party.
Jerry: Oh, that's okay.
Leslie Knope: But we all pitched in. And we are sending you and Gayle to a B&B in your favorite place in the world.
Jerry: Muncie?
Leslie Knope: Amazingly, yes. Muncie, Indiana.
Jerry: [sighs] Thank you, guys. It was really expensive.
Quote from Donna
Ann: Wow, Donna. This place is beautiful.
Donna: Yes, it is, and it will stay that way. These are the house rules. No dirty shoes in the house. Upstairs is Meagle space only. And if you listen closely, that is the bubbling of the hot tub. You do not have access to it. If you follow these rules, we won't have a problem.