Chris Quote #113
Quote from Chris in Sweet Sixteen
Andy: Champion! Hey, bud. I missed you. Thank you so much. I hope he wasn't a handful.
Chris: Not in the slightest. As the Germans would say, "er ist ein wunder hund." He is a wonder dog.
Andy: Oh. The dog training course I took was conducted entirely in German, and so now I'm fluent in German... words relating to dogs.
[aside to camera:]
Chris: April and Andy went away for the night, and I looked after Champion here. He's a mutt. Half amazing, half terrific. [Boston accent] Ich bin ein three-legged dog.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Sweet Sixteen’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: Donna, can we use your lake house?
Donna: How did you know about that?
[aside to camera:]
Donna: My family has a lake house up in the foothills, but we keep it quiet. We're not big on hospitality. The Meagles are a cold people.
[back:]
Leslie Knope: Can we use your house?
Donna: I suppose. Bring your own towels.
Quote from Donna
Ann: Wow, Donna. This place is beautiful.
Donna: Yes, it is, and it will stay that way. These are the house rules. No dirty shoes in the house. Upstairs is Meagle space only. And if you listen closely, that is the bubbling of the hot tub. You do not have access to it. If you follow these rules, we won't have a problem.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So as you can imagine, we would never have ordered a sign with all this complicated nonsense because, you know, we're not insane.
Walter: See right here on the order form? It says, "http://www.knope2012"-
Leslie Knope: I can read the sign. It does.
Walter: ".com/imagescmyk/"-
Leslie Knope: Well, but this isn't what-
Walter: "page/campaign/123"
Leslie Knope: You don't need to read the whole thing.
Walter: "9u/09230023"-
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm.
Walter: "/poster/"-
Leslie Knope: It does say that.
Walter: ".jpeg."
Leslie Knope: Jpeg. Yes, Walter, it does say that. You're right, but using basic logic and human intelligence, one can surmise that this is a link to an image. This isn't what we wanted printed on the signs.
Walter: Whatever's on the order form I print. In this case, it was a long string of letters and numbers.
Leslie Knope: Can I just show you something here? There you go.
Walter: That's highly against protocol.
Leslie Knope: Well, here, look.
Walter: That's a good sign. You should've used that.