Tom Quote #356
Quote from Tom in Sweet Sixteen
Tom: Sorry, Ann. You can't open this gift. It's for the most beautiful girl in Pawnee. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up, hold up, wait. That's you.
Ann: Wow.
Tom: Yeah, and look, I got one too. Matching His and Hers.
Ann: So I'm "Tommy's girl," and you're just "Tom"? Why not "Ann's man"?
Tom: [chuckles] Nobody owns me, cupcake, not even you.
Ann: You can either burn these hats in a fire, or you can use a blowtorch.
Tom: How about this option? We put the hats on-
Ann: Don't say it.
Tom: We take everything else off.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Sweet Sixteen’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: Donna, can we use your lake house?
Donna: How did you know about that?
[aside to camera:]
Donna: My family has a lake house up in the foothills, but we keep it quiet. We're not big on hospitality. The Meagles are a cold people.
[back:]
Leslie Knope: Can we use your house?
Donna: I suppose. Bring your own towels.
Quote from Jerry
Leslie Knope: Jerry, I wanted to say I'm sorry that I screwed up your birthday party.
Jerry: Oh, that's okay.
Leslie Knope: But we all pitched in. And we are sending you and Gayle to a B&B in your favorite place in the world.
Jerry: Muncie?
Leslie Knope: Amazingly, yes. Muncie, Indiana.
Jerry: [sighs] Thank you, guys. It was really expensive.
Quote from Donna
Ann: Wow, Donna. This place is beautiful.
Donna: Yes, it is, and it will stay that way. These are the house rules. No dirty shoes in the house. Upstairs is Meagle space only. And if you listen closely, that is the bubbling of the hot tub. You do not have access to it. If you follow these rules, we won't have a problem.