Leslie Knope Quote #892
Quote from Leslie Knope in Sweet Sixteen
Ron Swanson: You're a month behind on everything. You forgot to file the weekly Parks Maintenance report. You do it every week, and you forgot. Things are falling through the cracks. I'm pretty sure you've worn that sweater four days in a row.
Leslie Knope: Or I own four identical versions of the same sweater.
Ron Swanson: No, you don't, there's an old lollipop that's been stuck to the back since Tuesday.
Leslie Knope: [chuckles] That's the style now, Ron. It's called "lollipopping." All the kids are doing it.
Ron Swanson: Leslie, you need to take a sabbatical.
Leslie Knope: Okay. You know what, Ron? I accept your apology, I will not take a sabbatical, as we agreed, and we will never discuss this again.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Sweet Sixteen’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: Donna, can we use your lake house?
Donna: How did you know about that?
[aside to camera:]
Donna: My family has a lake house up in the foothills, but we keep it quiet. We're not big on hospitality. The Meagles are a cold people.
[back:]
Leslie Knope: Can we use your house?
Donna: I suppose. Bring your own towels.
Quote from Jerry
Leslie Knope: Jerry, I wanted to say I'm sorry that I screwed up your birthday party.
Jerry: Oh, that's okay.
Leslie Knope: But we all pitched in. And we are sending you and Gayle to a B&B in your favorite place in the world.
Jerry: Muncie?
Leslie Knope: Amazingly, yes. Muncie, Indiana.
Jerry: [sighs] Thank you, guys. It was really expensive.
Quote from Donna
Ann: Wow, Donna. This place is beautiful.
Donna: Yes, it is, and it will stay that way. These are the house rules. No dirty shoes in the house. Upstairs is Meagle space only. And if you listen closely, that is the bubbling of the hot tub. You do not have access to it. If you follow these rules, we won't have a problem.