Leslie Knope Quote #862
Quote from Leslie Knope in Bowling for Votes
Leslie Knope: Yeehaw! Man, move over, pins. There's a new Sheriff in town. You are so down with strikes, they should call you Norma Rae.
Derek: Who's that?
Leslie Knope: It's a... Sally Field movie about unions. Doesn't matter. The point is, you're really good at this.
Derek: It's your turn. Try not to break a nail.
Leslie Knope: Ah, classic Derek with the zings. Man, that's what bowling is all about... hey.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Bowling for Votes’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron. Thanks for coming, man.
Ron Swanson: Of course. This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.
[cut away to Ron looking contended in front of a restaurant menu which lists only Hot Dogs and Hamburgers for $1 and $1.35]
Ann: Really? You're not scared to eat here?
Ron Swanson: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Quote from April
April: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Gallivan? Well, my name is April, and wouldn't you know it, I'm raising money for a city council candidate I believe in. [cut] No, mira, mira, mira, mira, mira. It's, like, whatever you want. Like, $10. It don't matter. [cut; in Southern accent:] Well, I reckon it's just like grammy Martha told me and my cousins, "You can't eat the biscuits if you don't pay for the flour." [laughs, mouths words]