Leslie Knope Quote #860
Quote from Leslie Knope in Bowling for Votes
Leslie Knope: Whoa, "thar" she bowls. I'm Leslie Knope. You wanna bowl? You wanna bowl together? You wanna be, like, bowl buddies?
Derek: Sure.
Leslie Knope: Great, just a casual game, you know? No biggie.
Derek: You okay? My sister has scoliosis, and I think you might, you know...
Leslie Knope: Oh, no. No, I'm just... I'm just being cas. What are you rocking? A 15 pounder?
Derek: 16.
Leslie Knope: Whoa, hey, good for you. Oh, there they are. I just ordered some wings for us. You like wings?
Derek: Love them.
Leslie Knope: Really? Who knew?
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: I knew. [holds up big binder]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Bowling for Votes’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron. Thanks for coming, man.
Ron Swanson: Of course. This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.
[cut away to Ron looking contended in front of a restaurant menu which lists only Hot Dogs and Hamburgers for $1 and $1.35]
Ann: Really? You're not scared to eat here?
Ron Swanson: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Quote from April
April: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Gallivan? Well, my name is April, and wouldn't you know it, I'm raising money for a city council candidate I believe in. [cut] No, mira, mira, mira, mira, mira. It's, like, whatever you want. Like, $10. It don't matter. [cut; in Southern accent:] Well, I reckon it's just like grammy Martha told me and my cousins, "You can't eat the biscuits if you don't pay for the flour." [laughs, mouths words]