Leslie Knope Quote #856
Quote from Leslie Knope in Bowling for Votes
Ben: See, a lot of people don't vote with their brains. They vote with their guts. I know you're fun, and you can have a good time. The public needs to see that.
Leslie Knope: Well, then maybe the campaign should host a bowling night.
Ben: Hmm.
Leslie Knope: It would be laid-back. Everyone having fun, great photo op.
Ben: That could actually work.
Leslie Knope: Also I'm really good at bowling.
Ben: No, I don't think I believe you. Is there anyone I can ask?
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Ask Ron. Oh, okay. You're kidding.
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‘Bowling for Votes’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron. Thanks for coming, man.
Ron Swanson: Of course. This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.
[cut away to Ron looking contended in front of a restaurant menu which lists only Hot Dogs and Hamburgers for $1 and $1.35]
Ann: Really? You're not scared to eat here?
Ron Swanson: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Quote from April
April: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Gallivan? Well, my name is April, and wouldn't you know it, I'm raising money for a city council candidate I believe in. [cut] No, mira, mira, mira, mira, mira. It's, like, whatever you want. Like, $10. It don't matter. [cut; in Southern accent:] Well, I reckon it's just like grammy Martha told me and my cousins, "You can't eat the biscuits if you don't pay for the flour." [laughs, mouths words]