Leslie Knope Quote #843
Quote from Leslie Knope in Campaign Ad
Bobby Newport: [on video] Hi, I'm Bobby Newport. My dad is friends with John Cougar Mellencamp. That's pretty cool.
Leslie Knope: What is this guy running for, president of being on every channel all the time?
Ann: Reminder, Leslie, we have less than an hour to get the ad to the station.
Leslie Knope: Ann, you're beautiful and you're organized. So in order not to bias anyone, these are the two ads that Ben and I made. I'm just gonna pick one randomly, and we'll play that one first. Oh, yay, the awesome one.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Campaign Ad’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: E, h, 4, m. Potato shape. Coffee mug shape. Smudge, smudge, middle finger, smudge. The rest are all smudges.
April: Oh, my God, you drove us here.
Quote from Andy
April: Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?
Ann: You wanna try that again?
April: Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse? Because Andy's not feeling well.
Ann: What's wrong, Andy?
Andy: Just got a headache. And I'm seeing double. And I got a song stuck in my head, and my teeth hurt. Also I'm hungry.
Ann: Okay, well, some of those things are symptoms and some of them are just being a person.
Quote from Tom
Ben: It's not a negative ad. We're stating facts about him, and, yeah, they happen to be negative because he's a bonehead.
Leslie Knope: Well, I wanted to run an ad that highlights the good things about me, not the bad things about somebody else. Tom, you are our communications director. Weigh in here.
Tom: Leslie, I love your idea. I also love your idea. Two great ideas, two great people.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: I don't know which idea's better, but I do know I'll end up on the winning side. When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.