Leslie Knope Quote #822
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Comeback Kid
Ann: What about Ben? I mean, he ran for mayor at 18 and won.
Leslie Knope: Ben is poison in my campaign. Our relationship is the reason why my advisors pulled out. Ann, don't listen to your head or your heart. Just look at my eyes and say "yes."
Ann: Okay, yes. Yes!
Leslie Knope: I believe in you, Ann.
Ann: Thank you.
Leslie Knope: And your first job as my campaign manager is to start dressing like one. I don't want to have this conversation again.
Ann: Again? You just hired me eight seconds ago.
April: Wow. You're doing a really bad job.
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Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: Ron, how's the stage coming?
Ron Swanson: Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Good lord, what happened to the rest of my face?
Andy: We had to "Jetsons" most of the poster too, but I kind of like it, 'cause windows are the eyes to the house.
Quote from Tom
Tom: [on the phone] Akash, buddy, of course I came to you first. You're the best carpet man in Pawnee. But here's my question. Do your carpets match your drapes? [laughs]
[aside to camera:]
Tom: How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron, you're constructing the stage?
Ron Swanson: Yes, ma'am.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Leslie wanted to hire a contractor to build a stage. I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.