Andy Quote #250
Quote from Andy in Smallest Park
Andy: Hello ma'am, who is just as equal as man, I would like one ticket for, uh, women.
April: He would like to register for Women's Studies.
Clerk: Okay. Here's the registration form.
Andy: Ooh!
Clerk: And we'll need a check or money order for $940.
Andy: Why? [to April] Why didn't you tell me it was so expensive?
April: I didn't know. My parents pay for my classes. I'll just have them pay for yours too.
Andy: Oh, God, no! That's embarrassing. I know. I'm gonna beg for money in the street like a drug addict.
April: No.
Andy: Yeah.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I value a good education, so I don't want to see Andy waste his time in college. Of all my coworkers, he is one of a small number whom I do not actively root against. Ugh, there I go getting all sappy.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So, I have about nine things I need to talk to you about. The first is the ribbon-cutting ceremony. Do you know who's bringing scissors? Because I cannot tell you how many ceremonies get derailed when people don't bring scissors.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Our research shows that our park will draw 5,000 visitors a year, and I want this to be the most amazing, awe-inspiring, fun-filled park ever conceived.
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie Knope: It is .000003 square miles.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Recently, the last remaining telephone booths in Pawnee were torn down, and on that patch of concrete, I am creating Pawnee's newest tourist attraction: The smallest park in Indiana. The title is currently held by Martin Luther King, Jr. Park in Terryville, but guess what? Terryville sucks old car tires, and so does Martin Luther- No, he does not suck old car tires. He was one of the greatest men in history. I'm sorry. Sometimes I get competitive.