Tom Quote #321
Quote from Tom in Smallest Park
Chris: Tom! I would like you to redesign our Parks department logo.
Tom: Sounds cool so far.
Chris: Rethink our visual brand, take these words, and make something amazing.
Tom: So you're saying you want me to choose a new font?
Chris: Yes, essentially I'd like you to choose a new font. Jerry, I am making you my number-two guy on the new font project.
Tom: Come on, that's too close. Let's make him a number-three.
Chris: Fair enough. Jerry, you're number three.
Jerry: There's only two of us.
Chris: He has been in this department a long time. I think maybe you could learn something from him.
[Tom laughs, Donna joins in, then Chris]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Smallest Park’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I value a good education, so I don't want to see Andy waste his time in college. Of all my coworkers, he is one of a small number whom I do not actively root against. Ugh, there I go getting all sappy.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Our research shows that our park will draw 5,000 visitors a year, and I want this to be the most amazing, awe-inspiring, fun-filled park ever conceived.
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie Knope: It is .000003 square miles.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Recently, the last remaining telephone booths in Pawnee were torn down, and on that patch of concrete, I am creating Pawnee's newest tourist attraction: The smallest park in Indiana. The title is currently held by Martin Luther King, Jr. Park in Terryville, but guess what? Terryville sucks old car tires, and so does Martin Luther- No, he does not suck old car tires. He was one of the greatest men in history. I'm sorry. Sometimes I get competitive.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So, I have about nine things I need to talk to you about. The first is the ribbon-cutting ceremony. Do you know who's bringing scissors? Because I cannot tell you how many ceremonies get derailed when people don't bring scissors.