Jerry Quote #36
Quote from Jerry in The Treaty
Leslie Knope: Ladies and Gentlemen, "He was gone but never forgotten." "He makes all the ladies want..." No, I'm not gonna say that. "Swagger... beats... and I get the... Who's the..." All right, forget it. Welcome back, Tom Haverford!
Tom: Tick-tock, it's Tommy time!
Jerry: Okay, I'm sorry, I have to object again. This just seems unfair. I understand that, Jerry.
Leslie Knope: But the problem is is that Tom came back and Andy's my assistant, so I kinda need him close to me.
Jerry: Okay, but I can't even hear anything because of the noise from the copier.
April: Sorry. These are really important. [holds paper which reads "Copier Test"]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Treaty’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Delegates! I know that you're angry with each other. Hopefully, this will be your opportunity to have your very own Camp David.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: In high school, my buddy David Fundis would have these campouts in his backyard. We would just chill out, have a bonfire, talk about whatever was on our mind. We called it camp David.
[back:]
Ben: How do you know about Camp David?
Andy: How do you know about camp David?
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: I need a few more volunteers. Andy, will you be Iceland?
Andy: The bad guys from Mighty Ducks 2? Don't think so.
Leslie Knope: Okay, how about Japan?
Andy: The bad guys from Karate Kid 2? Even worse. How 'bout Germany? They've never been the bad guys.
Leslie Knope: Why don't you be Finland?
Andy: Okay.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Honey! I just traded Finland's military to Kenya for 50 lions. That's pretty good, right?
April: Yeah...
Andy: Okay.
April: But also militaries are pretty good at protecting countries.
Andy: But so are lions. And you don't have to pay them.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: These kids are idiots. I've just traded all of Finland's boring stuff for every other country's lions? I definitely have more lions than any other country in the whole world right now. I have no idea what's going on. But if that ends up meaning something in this game, I'd say I'm set.