Leslie Knope Quote #752
Quote from Leslie Knope in End of the World
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: I might head over to that end of the world party.
Leslie Knope: Oh, that's where all the losers are going.
Ben: Yeah, what is that? Tom emailed me. I could check that out.
Leslie Knope: Hurrrrr... Well, then you should stay here then. Because you can't go. I mean, what if you're not here when Zorp shows up? Boy, would your face be red.
Herb Scaifer: When Zorp shows up, your faces will be melted off and used as fuel.
Leslie Knope: You want to be here for that.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: I think I'll take my chances. Leslie, thanks as always.
Leslie Knope: Wow. What an unbelievably unpleasant person.
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‘End of the World’ Quotes
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Quote from Tom
Jean-Ralphio: [annoying call] T-Cups, we did it, baby. We built a company from the ground up.
Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
Jean-Ralphio: Well, the important thing to remember is that it was a massive success. Remy Martin?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Well, Entertainment 7Twenty is dead. It's up in company heaven. Along with Pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves. My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you.
Quote from Andy
[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.