Leslie Knope Quote #747
Quote from Leslie Knope in End of the World
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Great, um, hey, also... He's cute. Is he single, do you know?
Leslie Knope: Chris? No. He's actually dating Jerry's daughter.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Oh, no sorry, I meant Ben. What's his story?
Leslie Knope: Who?
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Ben?
Leslie Knope: I-I don't know. I--I'm not s-- I'm not sure. He's, um, a man and he's a worker. And he is--uh, we've never discussed sex, so... It's--we've always just been very businesslike, so... Your guess is as good-- nay, better than mine. The end. By Leslie Knope.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Okay. Cool, thanks.
Leslie Knope: H--happy to help.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘End of the World’ Quotes
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Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
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[aside to camera:]
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Quote from Andy
[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.