Leslie Knope Quote #743
Quote from Leslie Knope in End of the World
Leslie Knope: Okay, Herb, what can I do you for?
Herb Scaifer: Well, please prepare yourself. I have terrible news.
Leslie Knope: You do?
Herb Scaifer: The world is going to end tomorrow at dawn.
Leslie Knope: Aw nuts. You sure it's tomorrow?
Herb Scaifer: Afraid so. Right at dawn. The entire planet... [explosion sound]. Gone.
Leslie Knope: Not giving me much notice, Herb. Let me see what I can do.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: For a while in the 1970s, our town was run by a freaky cult. And every few years the remaining members predicted the world's gonna end. And they have an all-night vigil in the park. It's super annoying. Turns out when you think the world's ending, you don't aim so carefully in the port-a-potties.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘End of the World’ Quotes
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[aside to camera:]
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April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.