Leslie Knope Quote #756
Quote from Leslie Knope in End of the World
Leslie Knope: Shauna Malwae-Tweep thinks you're cute.
Ben: What?
Leslie Knope: That's why I took you to Mick Jagger's abandoned gas station. Because she thinks you're cute, and I was afraid you guys were gonna make out and have babies, and I had no right to do that to you or your future children. And it wasn't until just now that I realized the romantic part of our relationship is over. So... I'm sorry. And, uh, why don't you tell Shauna to make herself decent and I'll apologize to her as well.
Ben: Oh, well, Shauna's not here. Oh.
Leslie Knope: See what I did?
Ben: I do.
Leslie Knope: I'm very sneaky. Okay, okay, well....
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