Leslie Knope Quote #720
Quote from Leslie Knope in Pawnee Rangers
Leslie Knope: Okay, it's time to give out the badges. Um, let's see. Emily, you get the badge for most community service. [applause] To Casey, the best penguin blog badge. [applause] To Abigail, flyest hairstyle. And Ann gets the badge for second-flyest hairstyle.
Ann: Oh! I wasn't competing for that.
Leslie Knope: I'll say.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Five years ago, a plucky fifth-grader wanted to join the Pawnee Rangers, but their executive council said what obnoxious jerks always say. "No. This is males-only. Go start your own club." She couldn't. So I did. We're called the Pawnee Goddesses, and we're freakin' awesome.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Pawnee Rangers’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera:] For the last three years I have served as troop leader of the Pawnee Rangers. This is our handbook. [Ron opens a single-sheet pamphlet which reads "#1. Be a man."] I wrote the whole thing myself.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: However, the Pawnee Rangers were founded because some boys want to go out into nature and learn traditional survival skills without being distracted by girls.
Leslie Knope: Well, my awesome goddesses don't want to be distracted by losers. Say my club is better, Ron. Say it. My club is better. Say it. Come on. Say it's better. Say it. Say it's better. Say my club is better. Say it. Give it up. Whose club is better? Mine. Say it. You know it. Say it.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: On principal, I never say anything that another person is obviously trying to get me to say. My first wedding ceremony took two hours, because after the priest said "Repeat after me" I fell silent.
Quote from Tom
Tom: Three words for you: Treat. Yo. Self.
Both: [sing] Treat yourself 2011.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Once a year, Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?
Donna: Clothes.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Fragrances.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Massages.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Mimosas.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Fine leather goods.
Tom: Treat yourself!
Donna: It's the best day of the year.
Both: [sing] The best day of the year.