Andy Quote #209

Quote from Andy in The Bubble

Chris: You won't be alone. Andy. Starting now, you are nobody's shoeshine boy. Starting now, you are an administrative assistant. For three weeks. Then back to shoes.
Andy: Chris! [gasps] I wasn't super paying attention to what you just said that we'll be doing, but I will give 110%! Well, as soon as you repeat yourself in a more interesting way.


 ‘The Bubble’ Quotes

Quote from Andy

Andy: Margaret's pecan squares. They are like crack. I brought you one.
Tom: How are you so happy working here?
Andy: I don't know, man. It's not that bad. A year ago I lived in a pit. Now I got a job, and a kickass wife, and my band is so good, and are you gonna eat that pecan square? When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that once on a can of lemonade, but I like to think that it applies to life.

Quote from Ron Swanson

Chris: [to Jerry] You are an intelligent, charismatic, beautiful superhero. I'm making you head of Public Relations, which means you'll be leading the daily briefing sessions.
Ron Swanson: Excellent idea.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: This is my favorite part about having a new city manager. They always try to shake things up, and their ideas are terrible, and it brings City Hall to a grinding halt. I just grab a few donuts, sit back, and enjoy the show.

 Andy Dwyer Quotes

Quote from Flu Season

Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

Quote from Save JJ's

Ben: Now you said your new landlord didn't give you a chance to counter. Who is it?
JJ: It was a company with a weird-sounding name. Hang on.
Andy: Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia? I'd love to take that bastard down.