Jean-Ralphio Quote #9
Quote from Jean-Ralphio in The Fight
Tom: How about this, Ron? Try Snakejuice. If you like it, you got to talk it up all night. If you don't, I'll shave Jean-Ralphio's head.
Ron Swanson: Yeah, I'd like to see that. Hit me. [drinks]
Jean-Ralphio: A lot riding on this.
Ron Swanson: Damn, if that isn't delicious.
Jean-Ralphio: "R" to the "o" to the n-n-n I say Swanson's got swagger the size of a Big Ben clock
Tom: Dude, you got to end it on the rhyme.
Jean-Ralphio: I know what I have to do.
Tom: You had it at "Ben."
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Fight’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I won't publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it. My only official recommendations are U.S. Army-issued mustache trimmers, Morton's Salt, and the C.R. Laurence Fein two-inch, axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Ann came in the next day and had a second interview with Chris. She nailed it, of course. But she doesn't want to totally leave her job. So they struck up a deal. She works at City Hall part-time, and two days a week, she still gets to be the greatest nurse in the world. Win-win. We need to remember what's important in life... friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work... it doesn't matter. But work is third.
Quote from Tom
Jean-Ralphio: Listen, you got to jump on the Tommytown Express. This guy has some of the best investment ideas I've ever heard in my life.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Make a baby tuxedo clothing line. A department store with a guest list. White fur ear muffs for men. A new brand of bottled water called H2-HO. Contact lenses that display text messages. Invent a phone that smells good. Own a night club called eclipse that's only open for one hour two times a year. Cover charge... $5,000. I can keep going.