Tom Quote #230
Quote from Tom in Fancy Party
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Got a little competition for the best man, huh? Well, you know what the best best man does.
[back:]
Tom: Excuse me! Are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk?
Ron Swanson: What are you doing?
Tom: I'm throwing Andy an impromptu bachelor party. It's my duty as best man.
Ron Swanson: The wedding's in four minutes.
Tom: It's that kind of negative thinking that makes you a less good best man.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Fancy Party’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Excuse us. That was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Did you grow up in the woods? Are you Nell from the movie Nell?
Ann: I told you I'm rusty.
Donna: All right, come with me.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: You okay, Ron?
Ron Swanson: Just a little tooth pain. I'm fine. Continue.
Ben: Okay, each department will be getting blue bins...
Ron Swanson: [groans in pain]
Ben: Do you need to go to the dentist, Ron?
Ron Swanson: I don't like dentists. Just a second. [Ron pulls out a pair of pliers]
All: [shouting]
Ben: Oh!
Donna: What the [bleep]?
Jerry: Oh, my God!
Ron Swanson: I'm sorry, everybody. What were we talking about... Recycling?
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it's always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's always fun to see Tom faint.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] I love Andy and April as a couple. I want them to stay together forever. But relationships need planning. You just can't jump into something without thinking. It took me four years to find the right hairdresser, and we still fight all the time!