Leslie Knope Quote #577
Quote from Leslie Knope in Camping
Leslie Knope: All right, guys, everybody listen up. Just a few notes about our camping retreat tomorrow. We're all gonna meet here and leave as a group at 6:45 A.M., promptly.
Donna: Why are we doing this?
Leslie Knope: Harvest Fest is over. We do not want to have a sophomore slump. This camping trip is our chance to think of some really big ideas.
Ron Swanson: Why don't you just tell us what our next project is, and I'll go camping by myself.
Leslie Knope: Look, I have ideas, Ron, okay? I have like a hundred new ideas. But the point is, the pressure is on. We only have one chance to make a second impression.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Camping’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: I've never been before, but I think I'm gonna love it.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Why am I gonna love it? Skymall! Come check out my tent. I ordered a bunch of crap off Skymall. I got my TV, my XBox, DVD. Awesome bed right there. DJ Roomba's in the mix. Ah, it's like I'm not even camping. This is actually a dog couch, but it's super comfortable.
Quote from April
April: [answers phone] Hey. Where are you?
Andy: I'm here. Where are you?
April: We're inside the main entrance. Near the sign that says Pawnee campground.
Andy: Oh... I'm in a totally different place. That's why we can't see each other.
April: [on the phone] My God, Andy. I don't even want to be here. The air is too fresh. It's disgusting. I can't breathe. There's a brook somewhere that won't stop babbling. Shut up!
Quote from Ann
Chris: No, you have to understand that at the time, I genuinely thought that you and I would never see each other again.
Ann: I completely understand.
Chris: Well, that's what makes you so amazing.
Ann: No.
Chris: Ann Perkins. Amazing. [Ann goes into kiss Chris] Oh, no.
Ann: Oh, no? Oh, no.
Chris: No, no, no. I wasn't saying that I thought we should get back together again.
Ann: But you said that... You indicated... Oh, my God, this is happening again.
[aside to camera:]
Ann: I have to move, right? Yeah. I'm gonna leave the country. Bye, everybody. Bye.