Perd Hapley Quote #4

Quote from Perd Hapley in Harvest Festival

Joan Callamezzo: Leslie, how big of a disaster will this be, on a scale of 9 to 10?
Leslie Knope: It will not be a disaster. It will be a success. And I want to let everyone know that, in an attempt to be sensitive to our Wamapoke friends, we have moved the shooting gallery, per their request. So, yes, Perd?
Perd Hapley: Yeah, the statement that this reporter has is a question. Will that be enough to lift the curse?
Leslie Knope: Perd, you know as well as I do that there no such... [power goes out] Crap on a spatula.
Joan Callamezzo: It's the curse.

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 ‘Harvest Festival’ Quotes

Quote from Donna

Donna: Are you gonna hit that?
Ann: Him? He isn't exactly boyfriend material.
Donna: Who said anything about a boyfriend? Use him, abuse him, lose him. That's the Meagle motto.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: Grammy Meagle taught me that. She died at the age of 84, sandwiched between two thirty-year-olds.

Quote from Leslie Knope

Ben: Okay, this is bad, right?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, this is bad. This is like a poop tornado. This is like a poopnado. This is way worse than that. This is a huge government project, and already a lightning rod. And then you add the Wamapoke controversy. Double lightning rod.
Ben: Plus we lost that little pony.
Leslie Knope: It's a mini horse! And that's the third lightning rod. Triple lightning rod! And then you have the curse, quadruple lightning rod. This is a classic four rod disaster.
Ben: Oh, right, one of those.

Quote from Andy

Andy: You know where I would hide if I was horse? The Merry-go-round. Think about it! You just stand still next to all the other horses and no one would ever know. It's the perfect crime.