Joan Callamezzo Quote #11
Quote from Joan Callamezzo in Harvest Festival
Leslie Knope: You remember Ben?
Jerry: Hi. It's nice to see you again.
Leslie Knope: Let's get started. Now the festival is spread throughout the town. But the centerpiece is the carnival. And over here is Indiana's largest corn maze. Ah.
Joan Callamezzo: Is that Pawnee corn or Eagleton corn?
Leslie Knope: Pawnee corn, and it's organic. Over here we have our beautiful ferris wheel.
Joan Callamezzo: Ah, beautiful. But deadly. When was the last time this giant wheel of death was inspected?
Ben: Actually, twice in the last week. And everything is 100% up to code.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Harvest Festival’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Are you gonna hit that?
Ann: Him? He isn't exactly boyfriend material.
Donna: Who said anything about a boyfriend? Use him, abuse him, lose him. That's the Meagle motto.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: Grammy Meagle taught me that. She died at the age of 84, sandwiched between two thirty-year-olds.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: Okay, this is bad, right?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, this is bad. This is like a poop tornado. This is like a poopnado. This is way worse than that. This is a huge government project, and already a lightning rod. And then you add the Wamapoke controversy. Double lightning rod.
Ben: Plus we lost that little pony.
Leslie Knope: It's a mini horse! And that's the third lightning rod. Triple lightning rod! And then you have the curse, quadruple lightning rod. This is a classic four rod disaster.
Ben: Oh, right, one of those.
Quote from Andy
Andy: You know where I would hide if I was horse? The Merry-go-round. Think about it! You just stand still next to all the other horses and no one would ever know. It's the perfect crime.