Tom Quote #213
Quote from Tom in Harvest Festival
Tania: Okay, couldn't you put Sue's salads here?
Leslie Knope: On Deep Fried Boulevard?
Tania: It's just... There's so many junk food places and only one salad stand.
Leslie Knope: Well, we want to make money, not make people hate themselves.
Tania: Salads are my life.
Leslie Knope: Of course. I'm sorry. You know what we'll do? We'll make Sue's Salads the official healthy choice of the Harvest Festival.
Tania: Well, that's great. [walks away]
Tom: [quietly] Nobody's going to come to your stupid booth anyway.
Tania: I'm sorry?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Harvest Festival’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Are you gonna hit that?
Ann: Him? He isn't exactly boyfriend material.
Donna: Who said anything about a boyfriend? Use him, abuse him, lose him. That's the Meagle motto.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: Grammy Meagle taught me that. She died at the age of 84, sandwiched between two thirty-year-olds.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: Okay, this is bad, right?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, this is bad. This is like a poop tornado. This is like a poopnado. This is way worse than that. This is a huge government project, and already a lightning rod. And then you add the Wamapoke controversy. Double lightning rod.
Ben: Plus we lost that little pony.
Leslie Knope: It's a mini horse! And that's the third lightning rod. Triple lightning rod! And then you have the curse, quadruple lightning rod. This is a classic four rod disaster.
Ben: Oh, right, one of those.
Quote from Andy
Andy: You know where I would hide if I was horse? The Merry-go-round. Think about it! You just stand still next to all the other horses and no one would ever know. It's the perfect crime.