Tom Quote #211
Quote from Tom in Indianapolis
Tom: That man is a legend. Think about all the scents he's created. Attack, Yearning, Thickening, Itch, Coma, Sideboob.
Ben: Dennis Feinstein, though? I don't know. He should probably change his name to something a little more exotic if he wants to make it big in perfume.
Tom: Oh, his real name is Dante Fiero, but he changed it to Dennis Feinstein 'cause that's way more exotic in Pawnee.
Ben: Okay. So what's your plan?
Tom: Wait till he's alone, then I'll walk up and spray him with Tommy Fresh, and I say, "Uh-oh. Looks like you just inhaled your future."
Ben: Yeah. That... might actually work.
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‘Indianapolis’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Well, luckily, I'm heading up there. I'll invite him out to dinner and I'll poke around a little bit.
Ann: Okay.
Leslie Knope: I mean, he's not gonna be able to keep anything from me. In high school, they used to call me Angela Lansbury. But that was because of my haircut.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: This isn't a steak. Why would you call it that on your menu?
Waiter: I don't know what to tell you, man.
Ron Swanson: Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I couldn't care less about the commendation. But Indianapolis is home to Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse, the best damn steakhouse in the damn state. I have taken a picture of every steak I've ever eaten there. June 2004. Porterhouse, medium rare, Béarnaise sauce. January 2000. They call this one "The Enforcer." February '96. The steak, rib eye. The whiskey, Lagavulin 16. The lady next to me, a bitch. Specifically, my ex-wife, Tammy. Okay, this is the first time I ever went there. Oh, look at me. I'm just a kid.