Perd Hapley Quote #3
Quote from Perd Hapley in Media Blitz
Perd Harpley: Welcome to Ya' Heard with Perd. I'm Perd Hapley. The story of our guests today is that they are from the Department of Parks and Recreation, Ben Wyatt and Tom Haverford.
Tom: What up, Perd? Big fan.
Ben: Me too, Perd. What up?
Perd Harpley: The thing about this first question is... I'd like to ask you about the Harvest Festival.
Tom: Perd, it's gonna be amazing. Carnival rides, games. Sweetums is even building a plus-sized roller coaster for some of Pawnee's obese thrill seekers. You must be this wide to ride.
Perd Harpley: Wow. That's gonna be a pretty big roller coaster.
Tom: Yep.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Media Blitz’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: Okay, somebody's got to do something. I'm getting a cluster headache.
Jerry: Oh, whoa, whoa, he's leaving.
Tom: Let's go. I'm gonna throw it away. No, I'm not. It weighs a billion tons.
Jerry: What is he typing anyway?
Donna: "If you sons of bitches try to remove this typewriter, I'll kill you."
[Everyone scatters as Ron returns:]
Ron Swanson: I'm gonna type every word I know. Rectangle! America! Megaphone! Monday! Butthole.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I found this typewriter next to the courtyard dumpster. An old Underwood Five with original carriage return. [typewriter dings] Ah. I took her home, polished her up, and bought a brand-new ribbon off of electronicBay.com.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but these interviews are more important than we thought. Harvest Fest is two weeks away, and awareness is still pretty low.
Leslie Knope: Boy, 35%.
Ben: It's actually 34.2%.
Leslie Knope: [robotic voice] 34.2%. I am Ben, the numbers robot.
Ben: It's just an exact, uh, calculation.
Leslie Knope: [robotic voice] It is just an exact calculation.