Leslie Knope Quote #539

Quote from Leslie Knope in Media Blitz

Leslie Knope: Our first interview is at 93.7 F.M. With Crazy Ira and the Douche.
Tom: [imitating DJ] Crazy Ira and the Douche.
Leslie Knope: They are Pawnee's most hilarious drive-time radio guys.
Tom: So much better than Tubby Tony and the Papaya. Am I right?
Leslie Knope: They're seriously so funny.

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April: Okay, somebody's got to do something. I'm getting a cluster headache.
Jerry: Oh, whoa, whoa, he's leaving.
Tom: Let's go. I'm gonna throw it away. No, I'm not. It weighs a billion tons.
Jerry: What is he typing anyway?
Donna: "If you sons of bitches try to remove this typewriter, I'll kill you."
[Everyone scatters as Ron returns:]
Ron Swanson: I'm gonna type every word I know. Rectangle! America! Megaphone! Monday! Butthole.

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Quote from Leslie Knope

Ben: Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but these interviews are more important than we thought. Harvest Fest is two weeks away, and awareness is still pretty low.
Leslie Knope: Boy, 35%.
Ben: It's actually 34.2%.
Leslie Knope: [robotic voice] 34.2%. I am Ben, the numbers robot.
Ben: It's just an exact, uh, calculation.
Leslie Knope: [robotic voice] It is just an exact calculation.