Leslie Knope Quote #501
Quote from Leslie Knope in Flu Season
Leslie Knope: Fine, I'm coming in.
Tom: Donna, barricade the door, now!
Leslie Knope: Donna, come on, just let me in.
Donna: Un-uh.
Tom: Either go home, or go back into quarantine.
Leslie Knope: I'm not going home.
Jerry: Get out of here, Leslie. Go home.
Donna: Hit the bricks.
[Leslie starts licking stuff around the office]
Jerry: Oh, come on. No, no, no, no, no. She's germing up all my stuff. Aw, yuck. Leslie!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.