Leslie Knope Quote #500
Quote from Leslie Knope in Flu Season
Leslie Knope: [on conference call] So we've developed a revenue-sharing formula that will hopefully appeal to most business owners.
Tom: Leslie! Go home. You're sick.
Leslie Knope: I'm not sick. It's just allergies. Come on, guys. Just let me in there.
Donna: No.
Jerry: You can't come in here.
Tom: You're not coming in.
Jerry: Leslie, you look tired, and you're all sweaty.
Leslie Knope: You look tired, and you're all sweaty all the time. What's your excuse? You want to go there, Jerry?
Jerry: No.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.