Andy Quote #143

Quote from Andy in Flu Season

Andy: [quietly] Hi, April. [whispering] It's me, Andy. Just stay sleeping. I am going to be here when you wake up. I will not leave your side. You could be asleep for hours. Maybe I'll come back later. Hope you feel better. Okay. Oh, and I know you think that I'm a jerk, but I hope you can forgive me. [kisses April's forehead] Gross. Your forehead is all sweaty. That's gross. But I still like you. Okay. Oh, that's disgusting.
[As Andy leaves, April opens her eyes briefly and smiles]

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 ‘Flu Season’ Quotes

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Quote from Ron Swanson

April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Quote from Chris

Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.