Ben Quote #16

Quote from Ben in Flu Season

Ben: Oh, hey.
Leslie Knope: Hey, there.
Ben: I got you, uh, some waffles here, courtesy of JJ's diner, and chicken soup, courtesy of me.
Leslie Knope: I'll take the waffles.
Ben: Okay.
Leslie Knope: Thank you. So how did the rest of the meeting go?
Ben: Um, well, you said you needed 80 total businesses to participate.
Leslie Knope: Yeah.
Ben: We have 110... and counting. So, uh, nice work, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Nice work to you too.
Ben: Oh. Uh, left the chicken soup there, just in case. It's an old family recipe. It's not a big deal, but...
Leslie Knope: Thank you for that.

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 ‘Flu Season’ Quotes

Quote from Andy

Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

Quote from Ron Swanson

April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Quote from Chris

Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.